Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Damn I look cool as fuck
I look like I could kick my own ass.
Looks like a nice dude.
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
He looks like he'd be my boss;
errm idk I can compliment him on his stache.
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
I think we'll be good partners, he better fucking help me tho.
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
He could squash my head like a melon with those thighs, he thicc
6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend
He'll put that tongue to use I hope.
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Sorry it didn't work out fam.8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
YOU CAN KEEP IT
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
AwwwW <311) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
I'll fight u pleb
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
They wont even fittt whyy
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
Im so sorry14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Im completely okay with this.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day 16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Not sure where I'd even keep him
Damn what a profession for a guy with 4 arms.